• kid: dad whats a 69
  • dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]

patrickcherub:

All I want is for a boy to look at me and think “wow she is so cute she gives me a boner but I also want to make her soup”

(via now0nderalice)

assbut-and-cumberbooty:

talk dirty to me

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iraffiruse:

The potatoes have escaped

(via h0llyquinn)

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iraffiruse:

The potatoes have escaped

(via h0llyquinn)

franklyrebecca:

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIFSET MY ENTIRE LIFE

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franklyrebecca:

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIFSET MY ENTIRE LIFE

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howimetyouryellowumbrella:

swarley-daggers:

how-i-met-my-otp:

swarley-daggers:

howimetyouryellowumbrella:

swarley-daggers:

howimetneilpatrickharris:

swarkleshimymnphanddb:

Neil Patrick Harris, Vanity Fair Magazine, May 2014

holy shit

HOLY FREAKING CRAP
MY HEART IS LITERALLY RACING
WHAT EVEN

WHY. IS. THE. SNAKE. IN. HIS. PANTS?

BECAUSE NEIL. THAT’S WHY

What are you even talking about?

Neil always has a snake in his pants.

(someone had to say it)

The last time I checked, it was a weasel.

A trouser weasel.

I’m so done with you two. I physically cannot breathe because I’m laughing too hard.

(via robbhanson)

Timestamp: 1397365116

howimetyouryellowumbrella:

swarley-daggers:

how-i-met-my-otp:

swarley-daggers:

howimetyouryellowumbrella:

swarley-daggers:

howimetneilpatrickharris:

swarkleshimymnphanddb:

Neil Patrick Harris, Vanity Fair Magazine, May 2014

holy shit

HOLY FREAKING CRAP
MY HEART IS LITERALLY RACING
WHAT EVEN

WHY. IS. THE. SNAKE. IN. HIS. PANTS?

BECAUSE NEIL. THAT’S WHY

What are you even talking about?

Neil always has a snake in his pants.

(someone had to say it)

The last time I checked, it was a weasel.

A trouser weasel.

I’m so done with you two. I physically cannot breathe because I’m laughing too hard.

(via robbhanson)

misstotallyawesome:

the new Guardians of the Galaxy still looks amazing

(via gingerr--rampage)

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misstotallyawesome:

the new Guardians of the Galaxy still looks amazing

(via gingerr--rampage)

daniellaaxox:

Coac(hella expensive)

Coac(hella far away)

Coac(hella wish I could go)

(via thefuuuucomics)

sofalcondone:

a hoodie and underwear is all you really need to wear tbh

(via inthenickoftimee)